What sound do hedgehogs make when they kiss?

OUCH!

Why did the Kiwi sit on the clock?

So she could be on time!

What's red and goes up and down?

A tomato in a lift!

I hope that got you giggling today - check out more cool jokes in the 501 Great Kiwi Jokes book, in the non-fiction section of our Library, 808.88.

Andrea